"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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