U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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