No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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