You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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