I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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