I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
