these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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