i just google imaged poop.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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