Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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