He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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