he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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