We named our party play list daddy issues
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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