If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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