shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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