how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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