Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The struggles of a small town man whore
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I currently don't understand fingers.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
