i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Randomize
