I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I will pee on everything he values.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
