lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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