3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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