Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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