The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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