sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
