Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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