Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She's the barista slut.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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