it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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