Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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