You really coming over, don't trick.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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