My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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