do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my sisters under your porch take her home
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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