3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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