I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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