you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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