Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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