My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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