Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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