whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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