I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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