Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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