One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
