We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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