he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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