I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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