i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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