im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There r osticjed everywhere
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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