Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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