the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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