I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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