Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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