i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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