please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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